the awkward moment when.....

and we begin:

.......you make a to do list and forget what you wanted to do...........*facepalm*

....someone is taking a picture with professional flash and some one is caught off guard by it. the awkward part is that said person almost walks into a wall while shouting the F WORD. really dude? you have just presented everyone in the library with the amount of intelligence that you have. naughty.

......you are doing your job of counting how many people are in the library (and i repeat, this is much easier then it sounds. it's for statistics so i have been told) and you walk by the collaborative lab and find two people playing chess. interesting. and strange......

......quietly taking my anger out on computer because it is not as fast as i needed it to be in that very second. my computer is plenty fast with the right internet connection, i was just being impatient. and we could say that some people noticed a little...

..... your sperry's (shoes) keep coming untied. geez....i feel like a flipping preschooler.

.....your shoes make a flatulent noise while walking. it wasn't loud or anything, but i swear that others probably heard it. I WAS MY SHOES PEOPLE, I SWEAR. i don't walk around and flatulate as i go....

.....you carry books for ONE class and it weighs the same amount as a small child does. this causes you to carry it on your hip AS IF IT WERE A SMALL CHILD. i'm not crazy, i promise i'm not. i just need to shift the weight to another area.....

WOOOOOOO HOOO! major excitment going on over here.

Hi Friends!

short post today. sorry!

but i'm super excited!

i have had the privilege to do an interview with Kylee, over at her blog :http://www.sincerelykylee.com/

super excited!!!!!!!!!!


go check it out!

and be sure to stop by here tomorrow for the weekly "the awkward moment when....." to hear what awkwardness i have gotten myself in to in this past week.


adios.

did you know?

did you know friends, that it IS possible to smash your hand in the car door? well, IT IS.

not that this is something that i think about, but it happened to me the other night. i smashed my hand in the car door. not enough to break it (i hope...haha) but enough to case my hand pain and startle the living crap out of me.

and you want to know the kicker? I SMASHED THE HAND THE AT WRITE WITH.

oh. yes. i. did.

i can still write though......of course i wouldn't hurt my hand enough to not be able to use it.

yes so............there was no point to this.

i just thought i would share.

happy tuesday.

the awkward moment when.....

this week has been, to put it nicely,

LIKE POO ON A STICK.

but no matter, because guess what day it is........

yes friends it's that time.

time for "the awkward moment when..." post for the week.

here goes nothing.....

.......you forget how to spell you're own name. yes. it IS possible. i don't even remember the circumstance for me to forget. all i know is that i was typing and looked up at the screen (no i cannot type with out looking at the key board) and saw that my name was spelled incorrectly. I. FEEL. SO. SMART. for realllll......

.....once you forget how to spell you're name, YOU FORGET HOW TO SPELL EVERYTHING AFTER THAT. talk about a MAJOR BRAIN FART.

......when your deodorant decides to fail. yes my current deodorant fails to keep me deodorized all day. don't worry. i have fixed the problem.

...when a dude, who is either being chased by a killer or has to go really bad, rushes into the girls bathroom, realizes where he is (because i am standing at the sink washing my hands) and quickly leaves. thanks dude. you're so reassuring. you made me doubt whether or not I was in the correct bathroom.......

.....when you are doing your job of counting how many people are in the library (don't worry, it's easier then it sounds) and someone looks up at you, JUST TO LOOK. doesn't need anything, just looking. wow. make me feel stupid because i'm doing my job. YOU'RE AWESOME.

so my dears, hope you have been entertained yet again by my life. :)

i hate this feeling...

i don't feel right to day. i'm hot. then i'm cold. then i'm hot. then i'm cold.

well maybe it's not that quick but still......i just don't feel right.

don't you hate that feeling?


i do. it's VERY UNCOMFORTABLE. it makes me want to slip on some pj's. but i can't. i'm working.

maybe this feeling will go away before the day is done. either that or i'm getting sick. i hope not.


oh well. just needed to express for a bit.

gracias.

the awkward moment when.....

hi friends! its that time of the week again. ready for some of my awkward moments??

......leaving class you just randomly drop your rolling backpack in the middle of the walk way on the way to work. it stuck to some random groove on the path and i somehow manage to LET GO AND LET IT FALL. no i looked like the idiot who dropped their ROLLING BACKPACK. yay.........

(the rolling backpack: something which one of my lovely class mates said they hadn't seen since middle school. thanks. it's ALL I HAVE FOR A BOOK BAG. otherwise i wouldn't be using it either. trust me.)

.....i did the SAME THING with a water bottle while on my way to work. i was just heading to my job, MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS, when, BAM...i somehow let got of my water bottle and it slammed to the ground. lovely.

.....shelving books the other day, and i came across a book titled...well to be tactful, it was titled "the-opposite-of-heterosexual desires in Shakespeare's England." nuff said.

......getting in the swirly, spinny, chairs at work and accidentally pushing myself halfway across my desk area. THEN having to pull my self pack, which normally wouldn't be hard, except for the fact that these spinny rolling chairs are on CARPET. it practically takes and act of congress to pull oneself pack into position.

.......random bugs have a certain fascination with my hair. i recently colored my hair strawberry blonde on top and dark auburn underneath. twice this week, TWICE. a bug has randomly flown around my neck and hair. (sounding like a small helicopter, mind you) this caused me to appear as if i was having an aneurysm or something because i was flinging my hands around my head to shoo it away. the next time, i feel something fall on my head. i reach up to touch it AND IT BUZZES. this left me to brush my hair with my fingers for like FIVE MINUTES trying to be sure it was gone.

......i accidentally let out a burst of excitement IN THE LIBRARY. yeah..........not going to go into much detail on that one. i just got happy about something. them i screamed a little......SORRY.

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have you ever noticed that this blog contains ALOT of awkward moment stories? i have.

but i find them fun to write, and hopefully relatable and entertaining to others.

hope you find them as entertaining as i.....:)

and then i sliced my finger and had to get a tetanus shot...

so today i was going to help a dear friend move. but first my mom and myself had to go to the dump.

and that's when it happened.

we were doing what you usually do at the dump (ya know the drill, take out the garbage and put it in the huge green trash eaters). i went to grab the last bag, and all of the sudden, something in that trash bag, SLICED MY FINGER OPEN.

i thought it was ALOT worse then it actually was, mainly because of the amount of blood that came out all of the sudden.

my mom "rushed me" to the low-country urgent care down the road. turns out it wasn't NEAR AS BAD as i thought.

and almost 200 dollars later.............

i come out with a PINK BANDAGE and a tetanus shot. yes i realize that the bandage in the picture is NOT pink. i changed it. :)

it was quite the riveting day.......