Monday, December 12, 2011

letters to my classes: psychology

here is another letter to my past school subject.

(oh by the way, i didn't fail art history. YES!)

psychology is one of those subjects, that sounds interesting and is interesting, but then again it's not all at the same time.

dear psychology,

you also gave me grief. while you were interesting, and while i studied by bum off for exams on yourself, you still lacked with the understanding department. i also don't understand why i sometimes felt like i was in biology class, with the talks on the parts of the brain and the birds and the bees......lucky for you i will not be majoring in psychology.
maybe you'll have better respect for the next batch of students.

caroline, the unamused.

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Everybody Behave Naturally A-B-C

A= Available - eh, i don't think "available" is the right word. yes, i'm single. but a guy who wants me has to love Jesus and be pretty stinking amazing in my opinion.
B= Best Friend - i ain't gonna single anyone out and look like i'm playing favorites. but YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
C= Cake or pie - CAKE! I am marie Antoinette when in the sense of "let them eat cake". lol
D= Drink of choice - Coffee with Cream, sweet tea, milk and water.
E= Essential item you use everyday - My Macbook
F= Favorite color - blue yellow and green usually
G= Gummy bears or worms - Gummy...worms
H= Hometown - I was born in Beaufort South Carolina, and i live in......Beaufort South Carolina
I= Indulgences - starbucks, target, going to Charleston
J= January or February - february
K= Kids and Names - I'm not married therefore there will be no children from me until marriage
L= Life is incomplete without? - Jesus, Family, coffee and chocolate
M= Marriage date - ain't got no i dea. :)
N= Number of siblings - one older half sister, and i think of my friends as siblings, some more then others, but you know.....
O= Oranges or apples - Apples.
P= Phobias or Fears - I wouldn't neccesarily call this a phobia but, i hate hate HATE clowns.
Q= Favorite Quote - "The whole purpose of places like Starbucks is for people with no decision-making ability whatsoever to make six decisions just to buy one cup of coffee. Short, tall, light, dark, caf, decaf, low-fat, non-fat, etc. So people who don't know what the hell they're doing or who on earth they are can, for only $2.95, get not just a cup of coffee but an absolutely defining sense of self: Tall. Decaf. Cappuccino. " Joe Fox, You've got Mail
R= Reason to smile - Our God's great love and coffee.
S= Season - Fall.
T= Tag 3 or 4 people - you read this, you've been tagged, therefore you do this
U= Unknown fact about me - I could drive anywhere in the world if my car had audiobooks and dr. pepper stocked.
V= Vegetable you don't like - eggplant
W= Worst habit - let's not talk about it.....
X= X-rays - yep....
Y= Your favorite food - CHEESE!!! cinese food, and italian food
Z= Zodiac Sign - nope no thanks.

now it's your turn, you read, you do this. :)

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

the awkward moment when.....

ahh. finished with finals. it's a sweet sweet feeling. VICTORY IS MINE. now i just have to wait for grades. yucko.

and now we are now back on the right path.

....when you are walking down the steps of the library, and you almost miss a step, and instead practically fly off the steps. shockingly, while i thought i was going to die, i managed to land on my feet and play it cool...kinda.

....when a student hands you something while yawning and talking. AT THE SAME TIME. sorry sir, i don't know what you said. you overestimate my interpretation skills.

...when someone walks into the bathroom and let's out a big SIIIGGGH. hahaha. pretty relieved to have made it to the bathroom, are we now?

....when CHOCOLATE COVERED BACON is actually almost as good as people have made it out to be. it really is. but it is equally as strange. not gonna lie.

....when you're being a studious student, and studying in the library and you movie your foot on the wood chair in a way that makes it sound like you LET ONE RIP, ifyouknowwhatimean *wink wink wink*. and it's awkward enough that it was my foot moving on wood. THAT IS ALL.oh and it happened more then once. but it's not like i would let one rip in the library. GOSH DANG IT.

....when one of your friends have reached a point or delerium were they start smelling their own shoes and feet. BUT it was 11:30 at night, soooooooo......

....when some dude walks by with a look of constipation on his face. it was weird. i mean seriously. THE BOY LOOKED CONSTIPATED.

....when some who is waiting for their print job, and when told to cross his fingers, LITERALLY CROSSES HIS FINGERS. wow.

...when you have a massive brain explosion (not just a brain fart, but a BRAIN EXPLOSION; much worse then a brain fart, let me tell you) and you can't remember how many nickel are ina dollar. the even more awkward thing about it is the fact that i had to ask my boss for help. she probably thought i was crazy. *sigh* thankfully i'm finished with school for at least a month right? RIGHT?

....when you get an email about new documentaries and get super excited. "oh oh! there's one about facebook! weeeee!

letters to my classes: art history

hello my dear has been awhile, no?

well as i stated in my last post, i have been MIA simply because of stupid finals. annnd...not many awkward moments have happened because of that. although finals are pretty awkward themselves, eh?

anyways, i thought it would be fun to do a couple posts to these particular subjects that i have been taking, just to explain how i feel. this will call for a few posts today to make up for lack of post-ege, if you will.

who's excited??? ME. first letter is toooo.....ART HISTORY. the worst subject known to man.

(note: now if you like art or majored in this when you were in college,

please don't take offense. i really DID NOT enjoy this class AT ALL. )

back story:

when i first applied for college (UNIVERSITY OF SOUTH CAROLINA-BEAUFORT) i applied for studio art, because i was hoping they had something in photography (something which i loved at the time and still enjoy now), like most of the colleges i had looked at. well, i finished the app, ready to turn it in, and there was something called, the dreaded "application fee". it was at least 50 bucks. crazy right? yes. so i had to request a fee waiver.
anyways, i went and visited again, just to tour the school and on this particular day they were offering to scratch the application fee if you applied then. so i did.

when i got to the end of orientation a few months later, i was given my class schedule. it had all the classes a freshman studio art major would take, including ART HISTORY. i explained about the whole app thing, and so we ended up picking and choosing some freshman courses. being the DUMB DUMB that i am, i saw the art history course and thought to myself "oh hey, ill leave that one on there. it looks interesting." IT ISN'T. no one bit interesting.

and so this leads me to the letter i wrote on facebook the weekend before my exam.

dear art history,

before i get back to studying, i wanted to let you know something. YOU HATE ME. and i hate you. but you're not making this easy. you make me cry (literally) and think that i will fail (which is a possibility). so, if i do have to take you again, please try as hard as you can and not cause me so much grief. i thought we could be friends, but from the looks of it, that's NEVER GONNA HAPPEN.

i hope i never see you again


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