when talking about some dude who went in for sinus surgery and came out with his arm pit bleeding, only to discover that a GPS had been placed in his arm pit:
me: "how did he find out it was in his armpit? did he just pop that thing outta there? and why put a GPS in the armpit? why not your neck?"
alyse: "well, it's ok. who needs their arm? i mean their neck, they kind of need that, but an arm, nah."
college is funny.............