while everyone else was watching the superbowl, i was busy doing other things.
i was busy having a dance party,
i was busy eating,
i was busy being studious,
i was busy falling asleep while being studious,
i was busy laughing,
but in all seriousness, i really did not watch the superbowl.
i have no feelings towards football. i have no knowledge about football.
anytime i have watched it, i have stood when everyone else stood because i did not want anyone's booty in my face,
i clapped when everyone else clapped because clapping is fun and i like to clap.
the only thing i can actually understand is when there is someone running with the ball towards the goal.
then, and only then do i get it.
that guy is about to make a touchdown.
otherwise, you get the joy of me making remarks such as
"way to sport. those boys know how to football real good."
i can hear the nauseated groans of football fans everywhere.
i made a similar joke already on facebook.
LET ME HAVE MY MOMENT.