what i did instead of watching the superbowl.

while everyone else was watching the superbowl, i was busy doing other things.

i was busy having a dance party,

i was busy eating,

i was busy being studious,

i was busy falling asleep while being studious,

i was busy laughing,

but in all seriousness, i really did not watch the superbowl. 

i have no feelings towards football. i have no knowledge about football. 

anytime i have watched it, i have stood when everyone else stood because i did not want anyone's booty in my face, 

i clapped when everyone else clapped because clapping is fun and i like to clap.

the only thing i can actually understand is when there is someone running with the ball towards the goal.

then, and only then do i get it. 

that guy is about to make a touchdown.

otherwise, you get the joy of me making remarks such as 

"way to sport. those boys know how to football real good."

i can hear the nauseated groans of football fans everywhere.

and yes.

 i know.

 i made a similar joke already on facebook.

LET ME HAVE MY MOMENT.